[Verse 1: Kevin Parker]
Negative twenty percent for being a loser
A calling card for the casual collector
Sweet leaf, enter me slowly
Seduce me like a graduate
Crawling like a junkie
Bleeding from my cornea
Spinning myself around
f** my equilibrium in half
Computer mind, a velvet body
A tool for man: a cross-eyed pig
Telling dirty jokes to a Christian
A mind of madness taking over
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Garrett!
[Andrew Garrett Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Verse: Andrew Garrett]
(Calling the White House)
*White House receptionist*: "White House."
*Andrew*: "Oh sh** it worked!"
*White House receptionist*: "Make if your last time calling"
*Andrew*: "Huh?!"
[Verse 2: Andrew Garrett]
Lack of photosynthesis, A.K.A. the gothic problem
Prancing' through the street
Little girls with their Barbie doll feet
Ferbies in all their wisdom
Learning the art of discipline
Imperial footsteps stomping
Nazis in the shower
Marshall jumps 'round the corner
Headed soon for the coroner
Weekends, calling the White House
Surfing the waves of New Jersey
Time to break it down, Zack!
[Zack Perez Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Verse: Zack Perez]
Shut the f** up!
[Verse 3: Zack Perez]
Kicked out like the green man
Jura**ic, b**h it's cla**ic
Woodstock, fuzzing up in place
Bending through time and space
Winery in the daycare
Children, what do they care?
Bingo, in the courthouse
Creeping like a sea mouse
Powder the victim's noses
Stealing as the stores closes
Holding a heart of darkness
Keep me on your harness
Oh Kevin!
[Kevin Parker Guitar Solo]
[Verse 4: Tyler Overfield]
Gas leak in the moped
I'm raising the living dead!
Apple juice in my bloodstream
Ice cream for the mainstream
Jedi, using the force
Riding dirty on the golf course
Looking at her sweet a**
Jacking all over the gla**
Xbox in the '01, Playing Mr. Obi Wan
Rethink the whole situation
This is Taylor Mead's Assa**ination
[Tyler Overfield Drum Solo]
[Outro: Zack]
I wanna sing, give me a diamond ring now