Make a hole, make it wide
Watch my career go down the slide
I guess I'll just go on out with the tide
'Cause I'm dead in the water, dead in the water
C'mon take a dive in my pool
The water's nice and calm, nice and cool
And I promise you not to make a move
'Cause I'm dead in the water, dead in the water
I'm dead in the water, dead in the water
Don't worry about my ego, it ain't gonna burst
Had plenty of time to practice and rehearse
And I'll never ever die from thirst
'Cause I'm dead in the water, dead in the water
Dead in the water, dead in the water