[Mitch] I got 99 problems But a b**h ain't one Not one [Scott] Not one [Mitch] Not two [Scott] Not two [Mitch] Not three [Scott] Not three [Both] Problems I got 99 problems But a b**h ain't one [Scott] We're goin' up on a Tuesday Got your girl in the club And she choosy [Mitch] (hey) [Both] We're goin' up on a Tuesday [Both] I'm in love with the coco I'm in love with the coco [Mitch] I'm in love [Scott] (I'm in love) [Mitch] I'm in love [Scott] (I'm in love) [Mitch] I'm in love [Both] With c**aine [Both] Blame it one the goose Got you feeling loose Blame it on Patron Got you in the zone Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol [Mitch] b**h better have my money [Scott] (You don't know me well enough) [Mitch] b**h better have my money [Scott] (Please don't call me on my bluff) [Both] Pay me what you owe me Give me all your money [Scott] I never f*cked Wayne [Mitch] I never f*cked Drake [Scott] On my life, man [Mitch] (f*ck's sake) [Scott] If I did I Minaj with 'em [Scott] And let 'em eat my a** like a cupcake
[Both] Look at me now Look at me now Look at me now I'm getting paper [Scott] I'm getting high with my baby [Mitch] (Just left the mall) [Both] I'm getting fly with my baby [Mitch] (I'm in the kitchen) [Both] Cooking pies with my baby [Mitch] Pills and potions We're overdosing Can't stand it But I still love you [Both] I still love, I still love I still love, I still love I still lo-o-ove [Mitch] I don't f*ck with you [Scott] I don't f*ck with you [Mitch] You little stupid a** b**h [Scott] (No, no, no) [Both] I ain't f*cking with you [Scott] Cause you're a good girl And you know it [Mitch] Yeah, you act so different around me [Scott] Oh, cause you're a good girl And you know it You know it [Mitch] (I know, I know) I know exactly who you could be [Mitch] This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles D*ck bigger than a tower I ain't talking about Eiffel [Both] Real country a** dude Let me play with his rifle [Scott] Oh, my Anaconda don't [Mitch] My Anaconda don't [Scott] (want) [Mitch] Want [Both] None