You left a cooler at our house one night So we're keeping it full of ice On your advice Blue ribbons and red wine You know it's hard to find the right line That does justice to the crime Now the justice has declined To take the stand this time Well all the wasted space is mine Yeah I hardly have the right to sing about it Trick night and Halloween An April Fool's bad dream Cigar smoke over the moon And you were leaving way too soon Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof And you were leaving too soon You caught every book they threw
At you and your single malt recruits With a Pipe shirt over your suit Now the judges they love you too And now we're crying in the house Watching basketball on the couch And we're trying to work it out Yeah we're all trying to work it out But you would not have us pout Or sing about it Trick night and Halloween An April Fool's bad dream Cigar smoke over the moon And you were leaving way too soon Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof And you were leaving too soon Yeah you left too soon