The sun causes cancer and lust causes sin Fashion causes people to fail to fit in Sex causes babies and sleep causes dreams And chicks cause confusion and low self esteem Six causes seven and life causes d**h Smoke causes asthma and shortness of breath Air causes bubbles and leaders cause war And the truth about after is it causes before I feel so confused, I guess everybody does There isn't any reason, it's all just because Race causes hate, burgers cause fries A million dead Iraqis causes national pride Bureaucrats cause poverty and clams cause pearls And humans cause extinction in the animal world Beauty causes envy, money causes greed
Nature causes everyone to want what they don't need Deforestation causes deserts to occur And vanity causes the murder of small endangered animals So you can wear their fur We all should try to change it, nobody does There isn't any reason, it's all just because Schools cause education, and children cause us joy History causes knowledge than none of us employ Our culture causes apathy and vineyards cause grapes The lack of contraception causes people to be late We all could make a difference, nobody does There isn't any reason, it's all just because We all should try to change it, Stu never does There isn't any reason, it's all just because