[Intro: Flavor Flav]
Hey yo Cube, man, hey yo Cube, check this out
Yo, motherf**ers be on the dick and sh**, right?
Check this out, you know what I tell 'em, man?
[Verse 1: Flavor Flav]
Well two peas in a bucket
Mother motherf** it
You either Flavor Flav it
Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
Kiss my a** and s** the D.I.C.-
K. stands for k** so don't f** with me
I f**ed that lady in the bed
I missed that p**y and the bu*t was spread
I tried it again in a thumping wagon
The bottom fell out and her a** started dragging
Tried it again in a field of gra**
I missed that p**y and I bust my a**
Then I f**ed this lady in the tree
The baby came out and said "Run-DMC"
Yeah, and you don't stop
Flavor Flav in the house, and you don't stop
Ice Cube's in the house, and you don't stop
Hey, my sugar (Hey, yo, rock that sh** G!)
[Verse 2: Ice Cube]
I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hairdo
I wanted to do her, screw her
So I stepped to her on key
b**h had more a** than a donkey
I said you're the type of girl that I can't pa** over
Give me one chance and I'll bend your a** over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a n***a like me'll lay plenty of pipe
She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I'll just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
Waxing that a** like Raindance
On the bumper get the p**y then I dump her
Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said 'Will you call me?'
Yeah, I'll call you a b**h or a ho after I ball you
Naw I'm just playin' but it's still the same
Cause a n***a like Ice Cube is only out for one thang
[Outro: both]
FF: Yeah, what you out for?
IC: Yo, I'm only out for one thing
FF: You out for what, man?
IC: Yo, I'm out for the p**y, the money, and the mic, and I'm straight. What are we out for?
FF: I pledge allegiance to the uh... to the f**in', all of that sh**. Know what I'm saying?
IC: Five thousand!
FF: Five thousand, G
IC: We out
FF: Yo, we out of here, five thousand
Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I'm saying
Yo, check this out