I use my poetic licence a lot Its a vital piece of ID Border control won't let me cross They'd stop me being as free Its dog eared now beyond repair And if it falls to bits I'll order me another For all language's misfits I use it so much when I jiggle my words Ought to get it laminated Cover my back when the words don't quite fit In the stanza I've created The poem police are out there you know
In search of a dodgy poet Always carry it in your head In case you have to show it! If you are so daring That you'd use a word like orange.... Some would get a nervous twitch I get a nervous twinge! A few words, they just cant be rhymed No matter if you're smart So write in prose And prosper in this slightly different art.