Went down to Tin Pan Alley See what was going on Things was too hot down there Couldn't stay very long Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been All the people down there Livin' for their whiskey, wine, and gin I heard a woman scream Yeah and I peeped through the door Some cat was workin' on Annie with a Lord with a two-by-four Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been All the people down there Livin' for their whiskey, wine, and gin
I heard a pistol shoot Yeah and it was a 44 Somebody k**ed a crap shooter 'Cause he didn't shake, rattle, and roll Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been All the people down there k**in' for their whiskey, wine, and gin I saw a cop standing With his hand on his gun He said, "This is a raid, boy Nobody run" Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been Yeah they took me away from that alley And took me right on to the Pen