If you wanna be with any woman uptown Better get a deal and a wedding gown What ended with a lawyer started with a kiss I swear no amount of loving is worth all this Look ahead, look behind Never say what's on your mind First you're found and then you're lost You better look both ways or you're gonna get crossed There's a man on the phone trying to tell me what to say
Dog's in the kennel but the cat's gone away Monkey see and monkey do She'll steal it from me and sell it back to you (ch) She got fired and I got dropped We split up when the money stopped Now I'm counting all my money--my nickels and dimes She can have what's hers, I'm keeping what's mine (ch)