JOANNE: It's the little things you do together, Do together, Do together That make perfect relationships. The hobbies you pursue together, Savings you accrue together, Looks you misconstrue together That make marriage a joy. Mmhmm... It's the little things you share together, Swear together, Wear together That make perfect relationships. The concerts you enjoy together, Neighbors you annoy together, Children you destroy together That keep marriage intact. It's not so hard to be married When two maneuver as one. It's not so hard to be married, And Jesus Christ, is it fun. It's sharing little winks together, Drinks together, Kinks together That make marriage a joy. The bargains that you shop together, Cigarettes you stop together, Clothing that you swap together That make perfect relationships. Uh huh Mmhmm... FRIENDS: It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that Allows you to get through the worst.
It's, "I do," and, "You don't," and, "Nobody said that," And, "Who brought the subject up first?" It's the little things... The little things, the little things, the little things. The little ways you try together, Cry together, Lie together That make perfect relationships. Becoming a cliche together, Growing old and gray together JOANNE: Withering away together FRIENDS: That make marriage a joy. HUSBANDS: It's not so hard to be married WIVES: It's much the simplest of crimes HUSBANDS: It's not so hard to be married JOANNE: I've done it three or four times. JENNY: It's people that you hate together AMY & PAUL: Bait together PETER & SUSAN: Date together FRIENDS: That make marriage a joy. DAVID: It's things like using force together LARRY: Shouting till you're hoarse together JOANNE: Getting a divorce together FRIENDS: That make perfect relationships. Uh huh Kiss kiss Mmhmm...