ROBERT:
Isn't it warm?
Isn't it rosy?
Side by side by side
SARAH [speaking]: He's such a cutie. Isn't he a cutie?
ROBERT:
Ports in a storm
Comfy and cozy
Side by side by side
PETER: He never loses his cool
HARRY: I envy that
ROBERT:
Everything shines
How sweet!
ROBERT, SARAH & HARRY:
Side by side...
SUSAN: We're just so fond of him
ROBERT:
...by side
Parallel lines
Who meet
FRIENDS:
Love him!
Can't get enough of him!
ROBERT:
Everyone winks
Nobody's nosy
Side by side by side
JOANNE: He is just crazy about me
PAUL: He's a very tender guy
ROBERT:
You bring the drinks
And I'll bring the posy--
ROBERT, JOANNE, LARRY:
Side by side...
LARRY: He's always there when you need him
ROBERT:
...by side
One is lonely and two is boring
Think what you can keep ignoring
Side by side by side
AMY: He's my best friend...I mean, apart from my husband
FRIENDS:
Never a bother!
Seven times a godfather!
ALL:
Year after year
Older and older...
LARRY: It's amazing. We've gotten older every year and he seems to
Stay exactly the same
ALL:
Sharing a tear
Lending a shoulder
DAVID: You know what comes to my mind when I see him? The Seagram's
Building. Isn't that funny?
ALL:
Ain't we got fun?
No strain
JOANNE: Sometimes I catch him looking and looking--and I just look
Right back
ALL:
Permanent sun
No rain
We're so crazy, he's so sane
Friendship forbids
Anything bitter
PAUL: You know, a person like Bob doesn't have the good things and he
Doesn't have the bad things, but he doesn't have the good things either
ALL:
Being the kids
As well as the sitter--
HARRY: Let me make him a drink. He's the only guy I know I feel should
Drink more
ROBERT:
One's impossible, two is dreary
Three is company, safe and cheery
ALL:
Side...
SARAH: He always looks like he's keeping score
ALL:
By side...
SARAH: Who's winning, Robert?
ALL: By side
ROBERT:
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And see all the crazy married people
FRIENDS:
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get through?
Who would I complain to for hours?
Who'd bring me the flowers
When I have the flu?
Who'd finish yesterday's stew?
Who'd take the kids to the zoo?
Who is so dear, and who is so deep
And who would keep her/him occupied when I want to sleep?
How would we ever get through?
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get through?
Should there be a marital squabble
Available Bob'll
Be there with the glue
Who could we open up to
Secrets we keep from guess who?
Who is so safe, and who is so sound?
You never need an an*lyst with Bobby around!
How would we ever get through?
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get through?
Who sends anniversary wishes?
Who helps with the dishes
And never says boo?
Who changes subjects on cue?
Who cheers us up when we're blue?
Who is a flirt, but never a threat
Reminds us of our birthdays which we always forget?
How would we ever get through?
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get--
How would we ever get--
How would we ever get--
How would we ever get--through?
What would we do without you?
ROBERT:
Just what you usually do
FRIENDS:
Right!
You who sit with us
You who share with us
You who fit with us
You who bear with us
You-hoo, you-hoo
You-hoo, you-hoo...
ROBERT: Okay now! Everybody!
ALL:
Isn't it warm?
Isn't it rosy?
Side by side!
Ports in a storm
Comfy and cozy
Side by side!
Everything shines
How sweet
Side by side!
Parallel lines
Who meet
Side by side!
Year after year
Older and older
Side by side!
Sharing a tear
And lending a shoulder
Side by side!
One's impossible, two is gloomy
Give another number to me
Side by side by side by side
By side by side by side by side
By side!