[MR. LINDQUIST:] Remember? [MRS. NORDSTROM:] Remember? The old deserted beach that we walked Remember? [MR. LINDQUIST:] Remember? The cafe in the park where we talked Remember? [MRS. NORDSTROM:] Remember? [MR. LINDQUIST:] The tenor on the boat that we chartered Belching "The Bartered Bride" [BOTH:] Ah, how we laughed! Ah, how we cried! [MR. LINDQUIST:] Ah, how you promised, and ah, how I lied [MRS. NORDSTROM:] That dilapidated in Remember, darling? [MR. LINDQUIST:] The proprietess's grin Also her glare [MRS. NORDSTROM:] Yellow gingham on the bed Remember, darling? [MR. LINDQUIST:] And the canopy in red Needing repair [BOTH:] I think you were there [MRS. NORDSTROM:] The local village dance on the green Remember? [MR. LINDQUIST:] Remember? The lady with the large tambourine Remember? [MRS. NORDSTROM:] The one who played the harp in her boa Thought she was so adept [BOTH:] Ah, how we laughed! Ah, how we wept! Ah, how we polka'd
[MRS. NORDSTROM:] And ah, how we slept! How we kissed and how we clung Remember, darling? [MR. LINDQUIST:] We were foolish, we were young [BOTH:] More than we knew [MRS. NORDSTROM:] Yellow gingham on the bed Remember, darling? And the canopy in red [MR. LINDQUIST:] Or was it blue? [MRS. SEGSTROM:] The funny little games that we played Remember? [MR. ERLANSEN:] Remember? The unexpected knock of the maid Remember? [MRS. ANDERSSEN:] Remember? The wine that made us both rather merry And oh so very frank [ALL:] Ah, how we laughed! Ah, how we drank! [MR. ERLANSEN:] You acquiesced [MRS. ANDERSSEN:] And the rest Is a blank [MR. LINDQUIST:] What we did with your perfume [MR. ERLANSEN:] Remember, darling? [MRS. SEGSTROM:] The condition of the room When we were through [MRS. NORDSTROM:] Our inventions were unique Remember, darling? [MR. LINDQUIST:] I was limping for a week You caught the flu [ALL:] I'm sure it was...you