I'M COMPLETELY DISSATISFIED
WITH THE NUMBER OF CRICKETS
ON MY DICK
NONE (THERE SHOULD BE
THOUSANDS)
IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE
SIGNIFICANT SIGNIFICANTLY MORE DEAD
PEOPLE
I AM SO HAPPY I HAVE NOT
THOUGHT THE WORD
‘ENGORGED' TODAY
I KEEP FORGETTING AND
BEHAVING AS THOUGH LYNXES
DON'T EXIST
BUT THEY DON'T CARE AND JUST
KEEP LYNXING AROUND
I MISS THE INNUMERABLE
INSECTS OF YOU