Kate monster I wish I could go back to college Life was so simple back then Nicky What would I give to go back and live In a dorm with a meal plan again! Princeton I wish I could go back to college In college you know who you are You sit in the quad And think, "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!" All How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore! Princeton I want to go back to my room and find A message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh... I wish I could just drop a cla**... Nicky Or get into a play... Kate monster Or change my major...
Princeton Or f** my T.A All I need an academic advisor to point the way! We could be... Sitting in the computer lab 4 a.m. before the final paper is due Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner And seeing the rest of the cla** there, too! Princeton I wish I could go back to college! All How do I go back to college?! Ahhhhhhh.... Princeton I wish I had taken more pictures Nicky But if I were to go back to college Think what a loser I'd be -- I'd walk through the quad, and think "Oh my God..." All "These kids are so much younger than me."