Bow to your partner, bow to your shoes Bow to your partner's elbow Get on your toes, grab your nose, Wave howdy to a chair Then hop up and down and squeeze your hair Now you're doin' the silly square (doin' the silly square!) Promenade around the room, Or pour lemonade around the room... Get your foot stuck like a pig in the muck Make circles everywhere... Wave your curly tail like you just don't care Now you're doin' the silly square
The silly square has just one rule, it's true. And that's if you ever stop dancing you have to say Zooga Zigga Bigga Blooga Bloo! (Zooga Zigga Bigga Blooga Bloo?) So scratch your knee, buzz like a bee, And growl like an alien bear. Spin like a ferris wheel at the fair. Now you're doin' the silly square! Doin' the Silly Square - we're done! Zooga Zigga Bigga Blooga Bloo!