(Verse 1)
There are so many things
I want you to know
You've really always been
My greatest foe
And I love the expression on your face
When I tell you no
And if you could understand him
I'm sure you'd love my friend Edgar Allen Poe
(Chorus)
Yeah, I'm so sick of caring
So why do I?
Yeah, you're so sick of when I lie
So why don't you leave me the hell alone?
(Verse 2)
And I haven't gotten near fully covering
All that you should know
I can't stand it
When you hold your sneezes
And it's even worse
When you say you love Satan
But don't believe in Jesus
Well I hate it when you say
You're kid's favorite place is Chuckie Cheese
And the next day you say
"I'm a virgin, what are 'The Birds and The Bees?'"
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
I'm closing the file
Of everything I wanted to inform you
Because maybe it won't matter to you
Or maybe because it would take days to tell it all
I don't care what it means to you
Just don't call!
(Chorus)