[Verse 1]
Never was the one to keep our plants alive in the sun
Feeding all the slugs and ticks that dragged around in the mud
Not me
Not me
[Verse 2]
As if it was torture p**n
This rat piles me up to my neck in centipedes and scorpions
My dear, don't you know it's a trick?
Not me
Not me
[Chorus 1]
So if it's my birthday, did I just get lucky?
Or did god just toss me in?
Lost my little brother, am I just a k**er?
Was he just a bug I squished?
[Verse 3]
Who were you to call me out on walking on two legs not six
And six times I got swatted down in the mesh
I was gnawing on all your debris
[Chorus 2]
So if it's my birthday, were you born just like me?
With my very heart and teeth?
Ate the other children hatching from my mother
Baby won't you let me feed?