Man, there's never been a girl like this
That's not Nasta**ia
What an influential little miss
That's not Nasta**ia
Imitation is a form of flattery, I'm told
She is getting flattered where it's hot and where it's cold
That's not Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
She is on the news again tonight
That's not Nasta**ia
Someone looking like her stole a bike
That's not Nasta**ia
Maybe it's a fad, a sort of modern Hula Hoop
Still, it's of their own free will, no one has been duped
That's not Nasta**ia, etc
What a sense of power to have sway around the world
What a sense of power to control a billion girls
Change your hair style, they change theirs
Change your nail style, they change theirs
That's not Nasta**ia
Presidential wives and topless maids
That's not Nasta**ia
More or less identically the same
That's not Nasta**ia
If I wasn't masculine, I would join the craze
Dye my hair and take on those Nasta**ianic ways
That's not Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's Nasta**ia
Now she wants some anonymity
That's not Nasta**ia
And all the rest want anonymity
That's not Nasta**ia
She should just forget it, it's a carbon copy world
When she starts to fade away, everyone will fade
That's not Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's Nasta**ia
That's not Nasta**ia
That's Nasta**ia.