I invented dance, 2006
Stomping out roaches on my bedroom floor
It felt something like a magic trick
That I never, ever seen before
April 11th, I'm so dumb
It's my daddy's birthday, I'm his favorite son
So, before I hit the door
I gave him call, he was glad I rung
And I said, "Dad, look what I've done"
I'm moving to the drum
Did you ever thought you'd see
In your wildest dreams...
The dance
The dance
The dance
The dance
I, myself, at the Chicken Hut
Crushing and snorting a philosopher's stone
s**ing and drinking on dragon's blood
Looking for someone to pluck and bone
I ain't sh**, dick sh** that no one knows
I ain't mad, that's how it goes
I wore all couture
Bent my knees in the middle of the floor
And they said, "Hey, look what he's done"
He's moving to the drum
Did you ever thought you'd see
In your wildest dreams...
The dance
The dance
The dance
The dance
Move, aw yeah
Ooh, aw
Move, aw yeah
Ooh, stop, aw
Stop ooh
D-d-d-d-d