Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Hara**ment Panda!
Who explains s**ual hara**ment to you and me?
Sexual Hara**ment Panda!
Don't say that, don't touch there..
Don't be nasty says the silly bear!
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Hara**ment Panda!