[Chorus 1] New York lonely boy The city's full of New York lonely boys No brother or sister, just one little mister He's just another New York lonely boy [Chorus 2] New York lonely boy His pants are always spiffy, only sibling is the city His playground is the lobby, has a palate for wasabi The Strand is his Disneyland He's just another New York lonely boy [Chorus 3] New York lonely boy The city's full of New York lonely boys Forget the Power Rangers, he prefers small talk with strangers He's just another New York lonely boy [Bridge] He's a boy who's never been punched or kicked
Just observed and enriched Felt hat, spotless jeans He likes savory ice creams He's a boy who's never seen Chuck E. Cheese Just a host of documentaries Expertly mixes plaids Best friends are mom and dad [Chorus 4] New York lonely boy He has a favorite font, trick or treats at a restaurant Can't wait 'til tomorrow to wake up to Michael Barbaro He loves couples in their 40s, dazzles dinner parties with his stories A sophisticated toddler, naming pigeons isn't odd for Another New York, a sweet and gentle New York Another New York lonely boy