Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks
Put me to your lips
I am sick
I will punch a baby bear in his sh**
Give me lip
I'ma send you to the yard, get a stick
Make a switch
I can end a conversation real quick
I am crack
I ain't lyin', kick a lion in his crack
I'm the sh**, I will fall off in your crib, take a sh**
Pinch your momma on the booty
Kick your dog, f** your b**h
Fat boy dressed up like he's Santa
And took pictures with your kids
We the best
We will cut a frowny face in your chest, little wench
I'm unmentionably fresh, I'm a mensch, get correct
I will walk into a court while erect, screaming "Yes!
I am guilty, motherf**ers, I am d**h"
Hey, you wanna hear a good joke?
Nobody speak, nobody get choked
Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyuns
Flame your crew quicker than Trump f**s his youngest
Now face the flame, f**ers, your fame and fate's done with
I rob Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty, Linus and Lucy
Put coke in the doobie, roll woolies to smoke with Snoopy
I still remain that dick grabbin' slacker that spit a loogie
'Cause the toter of the toolie'll murder you friggin' Moolies
f** outta here, yeah
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey, hey
Nobody speak
Nobody speak
Only facts, I will shoot a
Baby duck if it quacks, with a Luger
Top billin', come cops some villainous shots is boxed, shipped out, and bought, and y'all feeling it
El-P k**in' it, k**er Mike k**in' sh**
What more can I say? We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy
Viciously foul victory
Burn towns and villages
Burning, looting. and pillaging
Murderers try to hurt us, we curse them and all their children
I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away
I don't work for free, I am barely giving a f** away
So tell beggin' Johnny and Mommy to get the f** away
Heyyo here's a gun, son, now run, get it the gutterway
Live to shoot another day
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey
Nobody speak
Nobody speak
Nobody speak, nobody get choked