Performed by Kirk Scott (Lord Chamberlain)
His majesty, the king
Is going to do his thing
He's going to have a royal ball
His highness sincerely begs us to
Invite the social register
Only if they'll come one, come all
Her majesty, the queen
Will really dig this scene
She's anxious for a royal ball
It's been so many months, you see
It happened only once, you see
She wants it to be large, not small
The kingdom will be festive
With wine flowing everywhere
And feasting all around
There'll be many a buxom maiden
And many a handsome lad
And frolicking will abound
His majesty, the prince
This part of it makes me wince
Will announce in front of one and all
He's looking for someone great to be
His future mate, you see
In simpler words: the royal ball