Once there was a girl and she was right from the sticks Thought she'd go out to the market one day And hey, we could sure say of the town She was the toast, really the most, we don't want to boast But scads of lads would all surround her, City slickers sure would hound her She went to the market place and what did she did see Crew cut and cute with a crazy goatee, what a blend He was the end sellin' beans dressed in his jeans what a buy She was heard to cry I got beans at a bargain little girl, won't you step right up Cast your eyes upon my ware and you will have no other care There'll be no other worry there if you see the crazy fare you'll have When they are cleaned and cooked and crazy on the table I got them fresh this very morning from the backyard and i picked them all myself I hope that you would come along and buy my beans Because a what i'm trying to say is they taste so good They taste so very very very good, take advantage of a bargain Come on and buy some We got string beans snap beans lima beans We got the very kind of beans that i would like to put right in your pressure cooker Pretty baby don't you see what i mean They are the finest of beans, coolest of beans They are the best beans that you could find at this or any other market place
What are you trying to prove will all your talk of beans Yes i know that they look crazy but they are just beans only beans And they will have to go cause there is something you should know Although i think your beans are great, well you can leave them off my plate Cause they're not my favorite dish I like greens i can't stand beans And i cannot stand to have those beans around me, and i will tell you further more Although they are fit for queens i only like jelly beans And now you understand just what my feelings are Hey, let me say i am not the guy whose supposed to sell the beans It's a means to you cause i knew that i should be your guy come baby Let me try Once there was drummer he was straight from new york Touring the country with wardel grey and hey We could sure say of the drums he was the toast, really the most We don't want to boast but all the crazy chicks would sound him All the crazy bands would hound him Then one day he saw the one that made it that world He met and married that same little girl, what a blend They are the end they're a cool house with a pool Crazy scenes, blame it on the beans