Proud and doomed
As a dodo bird
In a history textbook
Under a puddle of drool
On your desk
Jesus loves you
But he's alone in that sentiment
So don't get too comfortable...
Comfortable
Should these symptoms persist
You may cease to exist
Should these symptoms persist
You may need to go see a doctor
Absolecence burst right out
Of the birthday cake
With a bright bikini
And a festive grin
Let the party begin
You let the symptoms persist
Now you cease to exist
You let the symptoms persist
And you never did see that doctor