I pick my face for five minutes flat
Before I sit on the toilet...and let the poop out
Three zits, a pound of sh**
Some wind ripped from me
In the strangest manner that had
Broke away my a**hole
AS I SIT THERE
WITH MY BUNS SPREAD WIDE OPEN
A GIANT POOP STARTS TO COME FROM ME
"OWY MOMMY IT HURTS!"
I WIMPERED AND SAID
"ITS FROM THE TACO THAT I WAS FED!"
Mommy said "don't hesitate
JUST PUSH HARDER, DO IT FOR MOMMY!"
It's a big hard ball of poop, it rips the skin
Of my bum-hole, oh no, it's bleedin' now
I've got a big blunt object in me-bum
Just let the blood run red AND I CAN FEEL IT!
Holding my sh** until the time is right
Holding my sh** until the time is right
Holding my sh** until the time is right
Holding my sh**...
It's time x4
HOLDING (my sh**)
HOLDING (my sh**)
HOLDING (my sh**)
HOLDING...
[Screaming in pain]
The poo poo - Inside me
The poo is - Inside me
The poo is - Against me
My mommy - Beside me
Squeezing out the pieces
Pushing out the sh**
One more, two more
I dont want to poo no more
One more, two more
I dont want to poo no more
Inside the peices the corn hide from you
I want to see it
Spread before me
Poo - Is the only thing
That I would rather see
Getting flushed before me
I want it
I need it x4
I sh**!
I don't want not to poo
I want to poo
I wanna poo
I'd rather poo
I wanna poo
You b**h
I don't need you anymore
I don't need you
IT'S POO TIME! x12