Hello there, I'm here today to talk about the importance of independent venues
I'm also secretly hoping that by agreeing to talk about the importance of independent venues
I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues
I'm no good with elocution
To get myself into the institution
So I can win some donkey straw
Get a frame and put it on my fu*kin wall
I wish I had the time
To be a wa*ker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like you
Elocution
Elocution
I wish I had the time
To be a wa*ker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like you
It's a suicide mission
To go online and knock the opposition
But I don't want no donkey straw
Cos I wee'd in the corner near the stable door
And I buzz, career tabs death
Little one liners
Little clever sh*thouse fivers
In the scope that the hands of the sh*te have took
Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up
Hey
I wish I had the time
To be a wa*ker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like you
I'm no good with elocution
I'm no good with elocution
I wish I had the time
To be a wa*ker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like