We wrote this song to be psuedo punk
But someone said that it really stunk
So we changed the words just a little bit
And now it sounds completely like sh**
In this song I like to scream real loud
I try to clone the sounds of Jello Biafra
Johnny Rotten, maybe Danny Elfman
This is psuedo punk now, hya
I met this girl from the Hawaiian islands
And she said she wanted to be my friend
She then asked me back into my hut
And that's when she tried to s** my bu*t
Why he stuck around I'll never know
He could have ran far away - he's pretty stupid