[Intro]
I love my fame
So let's talk more about me
I've got no shame
My s** tape is coming out next week
[Verse 1]
I'm so crazy
Because it's good for the ratings
So take another picture for US weekly
Calling my friends
You can call them paparazzi
[Chorus]
Turn up the lights, cameras go
Get out the way
Because I'm famous for nothing
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
Because I'm famous for nothing
I can't act, can't dance
Can't write, can't sing
Oh No, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights
I love the dough
Because I'm famous for nothing
[Bridge]
Oh oh ohoh
Oh oh ohoh
Because I'm famous for nothing..
[Verse 2]
Good press, bad press
It makes no difference to me
If I go to the grocery store
I make sure to call TMZ
When I go out
I get paid to party
I'm always on the list
Champagne, red carpet
You fly coach
I only fly private
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I'm dating someone famous
It makes me even more famous, it's true! (oh oh oh)
I can hear you people laughing
Can't you see the joke is really on you.. (oh oh oh)
Now you follow all my ups and downs
I'm filling up my bank account
I'm so big, I'm so important
You want to be my friend
Just call my agent
[Bridge]
Say you only got fifteen minutes
And mine are almost up
I guess I'll take the bus back home
When my spin off flops
[Chorus][x2]