Now in the good book on page 21 Says ev'ry married woman gonna have a little fun 'N' if you turn over further, boys, on page 22 Says my wife is John's wife 'n' Henry's gal too And in the good book on page 23 Says she'll two-time you jus' like she double-crossed me And in the good book on page 24 Says if yo' wife do the boogie firs' time look out she gon' do that some mo' 'N lemme tell ya sumpn' about that 25th page It say that back bitin' women is all the rage
And in the good book on page 26 Says you keep your wife home, boy, if you gotta mess 'n' treat her wid a brick Now page 27, it read like this Say if your wife get hungry give 'er a mouthful of fist Now in the good book on page 28 Say when you go out to work a bunch of pinch backs comin' in to yo' back gate And the closin' of my sermon is on page 29 Says a woman get tired of one man all the time