My friends and I we're a bunch of geeks so none of us has got a date at the end of the week and if there's no cool hip punk rock show Denny, Robin, and Woodsy's house is the place that we go Dateless losers we don't care if our pathetic love lives go nowhere No matter where my life has led I still have a "L" stuck to my forehead
We are the dateless losers and even though I can't get a date I've got somewhere to be tonight We sit around and eat ice cream crack jokes and watch really bad T.V. and if you're a dateless loser too then startin' a dateless loser club is the only thing left to do