My work ethic's been destroyed and I'm glad I'm unemployed I'm always broke so what's been gained thank God for the government stuck to the cough like rubber cement FX Channel keeps me entertained I'm on the dole, out of control I wonder if they're on to me and I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole and all I do is watch T.V. I never leave the house Woodsy thinks I'm part of the couch the difference has become unclear When she's gone I play musical chairs while Robin's getting high upstairs
I can hear her hacking from here My employer left me in the lurch have you made an active work search these claim forms are getting hard can't afford to let down my guard and all this time to k** hangs over me like unpaid bills waiting for the day that I can pay and you bet I will I'm on the dole, but I'm in control and all I do is watch T.V. and wonder if they're on to me I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole Imagine all the time to k** I'm sure you can, I know I will