Your attention please I've got something to share So feast your eyes upon my brand new hair If your eyes can adjust To the neon glare and my look of disgust What are you seeking validation for At the character a**a**ination store Their shelves are full but nothing's cheap So pick your ego up of the floor And inch or two but nothing more It's a crutch you want not what you got You're falling all over the looks you bought The best are brought down by degrees
The rest are curiosities Attention please! is all they understand Drawing a crowd for some meager pay Drawing a bead down on the weakly pray Got to throw in your hat Win, lose or draw you're a diplomat You pull the act out on demand And always have the upper hand Be prepared for reprimand Attention's all they understand The best are brought down by degrees Or k**ed by curiosities Attention please! is all they understand