[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Mr. Blastoff, can you step into my office for a second?
Take a look on my desk right there
Go ahead, pick it up
Pick it up
PICK IT UP!
A promotion? Its a bout time!
Well im full time here now at the pickling plant
I made way up to a**istant to the a**istant crew chief
In the next few years youll be looking at an a**istant crew chief
I saved up and got myself a dishwasher and I filled it up with dynomite
And I know what your asking
But you should shut up cause its not your business
I found an oven in the alley, I filled that up with dynomite too
But shut up cause that is also not your business
Im just making conversation
My new years resolution was to do more networking
Im working on that, so shut up
I brought my tape and bandages just incase that I would need them
And it's a good thing cause I always need them
Infact If I were take another bite of this comatoast it all could fall to sh**
Then good luck finding my way back to the ice cream truck
When it comes to having a hard time well my sk**s are top notch
But when it comes to saving money, well my sk**s are crotch
And If your looking for some magic well maybe I should come and pay you a visit
I graduated top of my cla** and my wizard cape is made from the finest linen
I mean look at this thing man
Top quality
Have you seen a cape like this before?
Not on this azimuth
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
Well Whats the deal with all this happiness
I was promised a room full of frowns
And I step in and its nothing but grins from cheek to cheek
This isn't what we agreed upon
I wouldn't even know who to scream at
If I decided waste my time to talk to someone
You owe me the 15 minutes you wasted of my lunch hour
Cough it up now
That's something I would have said just like 2 years ago
Ever since I got sprayed by that toxic chemical
Everything has been looking up
Well yeah I can't see so well, and yeah I don't feel so well
But give it up for deregulation, screw the little man
That's their plan
But Against all wishes I wound up washing their dishes
This was not the way I had it planned out
I guess I watched too many zero to hero montages
They turned out to be mirages
A car pulls up, I take a peek in the window
Its me from 3 years ago
I ask myself for a ride, and wouldn't you know it I gave myself the finger
And that's when I realized every three years I hate the old me
That's what I told me
It takes me three years to realize im a total embaressment
Man you should have said something!
But enough about that im only a year and a half into the current me
And I think that im about to read this pdf I downloaded about acting like a modern gentleman
On page one it says im supposed to being pants in public?
Man this is already to complicated
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
[Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff]
Does this plastic bag bring out the green in my eyes?
Think about that
In my living room I have a couch that is made out of mold
The truth is I can't remember where my windows are
Last time I looked out them my house was surrounded
Not cool
So now I just stay centralized and hope that everything will just fix it self
Its been months and im still have food on my shelves
It might be worry some to others, but me personally I can get past that
My whole cribs a panic room
The spiders don't web me over cause I keep telling myself to get up and move
Get up and move
Get up and move
Get up and move
I can be a stubborn guy
But in the end I know that this is a pointless short show
Mine as well let the insects do there thing
I don't bother them and this year we celebrated thanksgiving as a family
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Well my costumes looking different now
Totally different shade of nothing
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!
Watch my costume get loud!