Accident, there's been an accident That's what the man came on the radio to say Well I could not believe my ears When he confirmed my gravest fears About the accident my ears had heard him say. Oh, oh they chased her down a tunnel But she couldn't get away If only they had dared to stop and think But they went snap snap snap The crazy paparazzi were to blame Them, and her driver who had a bit too much to drink. Oil spill, Oil spill, I saw great big ship on my TV Spewing tons of oil into the ocean blue
Oh what a thing to do Oh, oh big ship what have you done to the environment To all the fish and bird life of the sea Oh, oh big ship clean up your mess like a gracious dinner guest and please big ship don't come back our way anymore Avalanche, Avalanche, Open fires and brandy in a chalet in the snow The moon and stars light up the sky in Mother Nature's show It was meant to be holiday, a time for fun and joy But late one night they got a fright when they heard a voice cry Avalanche, Avalanche, Avalanche.