Let me tell you a story while I roll up a joint
My name Shad and I'm from a city called Detroit
I went to Salisbury University, so lets get straight to the point
I've dated a lot of b**hes, I've even dated 3 girls at once
I aint gon front
I've been thinkin bout all this while I'm smoking my blunt
Shannon was the first, and it was the best cause we'd always flirt
When we f**ed I ripped off her shirt, made her squirt, by the look of her face it looked like it hurt
Now she aint even talkin to me and its the worst
Up next we got sammy