Roll up, roll up
For one night only
Your listless poor and
You're lost and lonely
She'll only show you
If you don't know and
Scream at you through a
3-D s** show
Seedy s**
Through 3-D specs too
I think I like this
But I don't think I like this
Oh I think I like this
But I don't like to think this
I think I like this
No I don't think I like this
I think I like it like this
I think I like this
3-D s** show
3-D s** show
They have s**
So you don't have to
3-D s** show
3-D s**
You can watch them go
All the way
Fall in love
With MTV and
I can't touch you and
You can't look at me
Mouth to mouth
To the sound of music
Risk it all
By exchanging fluids
Lustful torments
In a tenement basement
I think I like this
But I don't think I like this
Oh I think I like this
But I don't like to think this
I think I like this
No I don't think I like this
I think I like it like this
I think I like this
3-D s** show
3-D s** show
They have s**
So you don't have to
3-D s** show
3-D s**
You can watch them go
All the way