[Part 1: Matthew Goes To Hell]
You are the biggest f**ing f*ggot
I've ever seen on this entire f**ing globe
I hope the devil dwindles on your sins of the past
And with his pitchfork gives you an an*l probe
There..you..go..
Fire spurts from crevices beside you as you
Fall silently, nothing that you say or do will stop
Your eternal pain as you plummet into the gates of Hell
If the devil finds himself worthy of your presence, time will tell
Unsurprisingly, he found you to be a twit
A scumbag with no education and lack of wit
So he scorched you so bad your eyes rolled out of your sockets
So motherf**ing hard nickels melted in your pockets
So hard that your fingers looked like projectiles
As they shot off of your hand, and you were no longer futile
The tiny balls that you had went bursting off of your pelvis
And you screamed and yelped in pain, but you just remained in there helpless
That's how you'll know that you're in Hell
That's how you'll know that you're in Hell
When your family kicks your gravestone down and lights it on fire
When you see your corpse dissolve atop a f**ing pyre
Mr. Madison, you're in Hell
[Part 2: The Prince and the Scumbag]
The prince wears his ruby crown and watches his father's kingdom
Listens to his angelic choir behind him sing "Come
Descend from Heaven, our beautiful savior
While Matthew sits and he signs a waiver
To do a mindless stunt involving pyro and a gyro
He's so goddamned f**ing stupid that he doesn't see it's bad
Jump of the topmost steeple and land in a pit of spikes
For Christ's f**ing sake, Matt, are you f**ing mad?
Then he takes a wallop from a muscleman, and he's floored to the ground
And then he takes some bloody biting from a vicious, k**ing coonhound
And followed by some beagles and a rottie and a pit bull
Then Zeus strikes you with lightning 'cause he's done with the f**ing sh** pulled
By your useless, soulless a** that everyone despises
Everyone proudly waits for you and Szegeti's demises
And no lawyer will help you no matter how much dough you offer
As the prince watches his kingdom, pulls his coronet from his coffer
[Part 3: Drinks To You]
Here's to Matthew, 'cause he's an
Ugly, stupid, friendless, loveless b**h
He's a thick and idiotic, heartless, dickless witch
Nobody thinks that he deserves to live inside this planet
And no one knows his birth middle name is f**ing Janet
Nobody understands that he and his buddy Szegeti
Are the reincarnations of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin
The amount of people they piss off is just f**ing appalling
So here's a toast to the fact
That if Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Wilkes Booth, and Dracula were in the room
And I had infinite bullets in my gun
I would choose you two
And f**ing shoot you over and over and over and over
And over and over and over and over again
Here is the toast to you, you pricks