Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies and s** on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good old fashion values....
Chris, Meg, Brian and Stewie: On which we used to rely?!
All: Lucky there's a family guy! Lucky there's a man who positively can do, all the things that make us...
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
All: He's our family guy!