With a Ford 460 that's an engine pretty mean sh**tin' out bolts and pissin' gasoline 7 and 1/4 tons of pure mule power Rollin' down the road at 8 miles per gallon Hit the hammer lane and mash the engine to the floor The CD is cracklin' with a truck stop who*e Hard to hear her 20 when the engine valves rattle Rollin' down the road at 8 miles per gallon To you boys all deployed if its me your fightin' for I need: Democracy, Gasoline and world wide rock n'roll I'm praying everyday that you can make it through the battle...
So I don't feel so guilty 'bout 8 m.p.g. So I invent a big engine Make it run on bullsh** Put in on a cha**e Buddy, it'll never quit Invent a big engine Make it run on bullsh** Put it on a train track Buddy, it'll never quit Invent a big engine Make it run on bullsh** Put it on the highway Buddy, it'll never quit From Washington to Arlington to the House of Saud They'll all be buying shovels so they can have a job And I'll be living happy in the Shenandoah Valley Rollin' down the road on 8 miles per gallon