spoken:
We do have a song to play now, it's actually a love song which we wrote recently didn't we?
Let's hear it again
Okay
You're always naggin' me to pick up my clothes
You make me clean behind my ears, and in between my toes
You're on about the toilet seat, and you think my cooking's bland
I loved you better when you were a man
We met fifteen years ago on the same football team
You used to drink Vic Bitter, not Baileys Irish Cream
You once rocked with Barnesy, now it's all Kenny G
I loved you better when you stood up to pee
Technology and silicone have helped you find the truth
The hormone treatment's working, and your breasts are living proof
Now I call you Doris, I used to call you Dave
You're beautiful, though you still shave
spoken:
Take it, John
Rusty
That's all I've got
Things have changed since you went under the knife
You once were my best man, now you're my wife
You still can't undo a bra with just one hand
I loved you better, when you were a man
You used to scratch your testicles, now you keep 'em in a can
I loved you better when you were a man
spoken:
Rusty on the banjo