Act: 1 Half Man Half Amazing Skit: Mad Men Don Drapers fight for success Scene: Long Island: The Morning I got more n***as than Django Yeah you know how the thang go Them hoes sweet like mangos So I take two to tango 18 but I'm next up Talking sloppy n***a you messed up If its fight night get an uppercut Get your head chopped like undercuts The competition is dead This verse here and obituary These n***as mad cuz from a-z my paper stacking like dictionaries Talking bout that trill sh** Im so UGK Im so legendary How I stay ontop of my game you would think that my position was missionary Wa**up? Have you ever seen a muthaf**ing swag like this Cash in the grip dip in the lip dont mess with yip But the white girls stay on my hip I dont play with this sh** Im erasing ya clique Gonna hit that a** hard like a ba** when it kick If ya girl got the cake then I stay for a bit Then Im leavin in the morning like Im late for some sh**
Im brilliant but Im kinda sure Im a connoisseur Whatever I get familiar with is off the floor No hesitation affiliation brings reservations They sleeping on me Im detonating Destined for greatness These n***as ain't getting bank But wanna make a statement These n***as claiming they sick But I ain't got the patience I tell them keep running ya mouth before its on the pavement They getting high on the gra** now they drizzy draking? No disrespect but see my intellect is far from basic Realizing the precious time that these n***as wasting Her p**y crazy Im Micheal in the 80's Whichever one that you care to decide to f**ing make me I hate being complacent I hate a planned arrangement Im always spraying never decaying Up in the palisade mall like this would look good as my basement Time to be abrasive just for reasons of making a statement I ain't playing Skit: Advice