Like Sonic like Sonic like Sonic like Sonic like Sonic LIKE SONIC! Huh, huh, huh, huh, RAWRRRR! Stop hating on Sonic for no reason! Seriously, what the frick guys! I mean seriously, I hate all of you frickin Sonic haters! Sonic is not a bad franchise anymore! Huh huh huh...we have all these frickin hypocrites criti...criticizing Sonic for the littlest of reasons! Huh...it makes me so mad! I mean seriously, Sonic has improved over the years! Do you guys not realize that? I mean seriously––what the frick! I mean oh, because...Sonic Colors, Sonic Generation, nor Sonic 4 Episodes 1 or 2 NEVER HAPPENED. I mean seriously, what the frick! I mean, come on guys, Sega has improved. Sonic is not trash anymore. I know it's kind of hard to believe after we got that MONSTROSITY Sonic '06. I mean "I don't care what you guys say, oh, Sonic...'06 was a good game. Sonic '06...best Sonic game ever." AHHHHHHHHHEUERHERHEARR. Idiots! And yet you criticize...oh, let's bring up an example. Sonic Generations were being "too lighthearted"...oh, oh "too much 2-D platforming"...oh, oh "and that's not all guys, well you're right, I don't like Sonic Generations...it's cause it's too childish, they need to bring Sonic back to the darker plots" and they need to make him FALL IN A PILE OF GARBAGE AGAIN. RAWRRR! Nooooooooo! Nooo, no, nooo! Sonic...is at its best now. I KNOW he's not what he used to be. The retro Sonic is better, alright? That's why I'm called SammyCla**icSonicFan, for crying out loud. Cause I like retro Sonic better...see, retro Sonic! But that doesn't mean modern Sonic is bad. Sonic is Sonic! Why do you guys hate him for that? I mean seriously, you can't...you can't continue hating him for a few bad games in history! Seriously, what the frick? And stop all the hatred towards...you know...Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, and Sonic Heroes. What the frick? I mean seriously, oh, oh, um, because, uh, the controls...are a bit too hard. Oh, oh, and the story plot's a bit too cheesy. And the voice actors aren't that good either. Oh, oh, and they have too many characters. SO WHAT! I mean, I consider those games ok games! I mean seriously, what the frick? I mean seriously, what is you guys' frickin problem? I RESPECT those games cause those games...especially Sonic Adventure 1 & Sonic Adventure 2...shaped Sonic into what...into what he is today. How can you argue with that?! RURRR. And..."that's not all, people say Sonic is unappealing to the eye." REALLY? Sonic has cartoonish appeal. Look at this! (holds up stuffed Sonic) I mean, this is frickin adorable. See--how can you go wrong with that?! Cartoonish appeal, you idiots. Seriously, what the frick! And, I mean, people are saying Sonic is a Mario ripoff. Noooo! And people are saying Sonic: Lost World is a Super Mario Galaxy ripoff. You see, I put papers on my desk for decoration in my videos and of course I got some Sonic: Lost World screenshots right here but THAT'S NOT THE FRICKIN POINT. Well, it kind of is, actually. People are hating on Sonic: Lost World saying "it's copying off the Super Mario Galaxy." Well Sonic, as some of you may not know, has been doing...has been running on spherical objects since Sonic 1! Ever played Scrap Brainzone? He's been doing it since Sonic 3 and Knuckles. Ever played d**h Egg...or Carnival Nights? And that's not all, he's been doing it since Sonic Adventure 2 and...LEAVE HIM ALONE! LEAVE SONIC ALONE! Ok...and...I don't get all the hatred. Leave Sonic alone! I know Sonic isn't what he used to be...and he probably never will be. But guess what? He's good again. Isn't that enough?! RURURURUREEAH HUH HUH RAHRRRR (runs while screaming, etc.) Leave Sonic alone! Seriously, what the frick is you guys' problems? Saying Sonic is a terrible franchise...and saying "Oh, forget Sonic, I'm playing Call of Duty." Forget you! Forget you! Call of Duty? I have a little message for Call of Duty. Do you want to know what I think of Call of Duty? Well I'll tell you what I think of Call of Duty. THIS is what I think of Call of Duty! (throws bag on ground) (grunts) (beats air with stick) THIS is WHAT I THINK of Call of DUTY! Tell me, go ahead, tell me, right now, to play Call of Duty. I will not listen to a single word you guys are saying. I mean seriously, what the frick? And...THAT'S NOT ALL. People are especially criticizing Sonic 4. YOU GUYS are the ones that canceled Sonic 4 Episode 3. What the frick! What was so bad about Sonic 4 Episode 1 Episode 2. I KNOW they weren't as good as the cla**ics. The cla**ics were my first games for crying out loud! I played the cla**ics ten years ago on Sonic Mega Collection! Alright, when I was five years old! And...those games were stellar titles! Sonic 3 Knuckles is the best Sonic game! But guess what?! That doesn't mean THE NEWER GAMES ARE BAD! The newer games are still good! Idiots! I mean seriously! And Sonic 4..."oh, it didn't have good enough physics. And the music was off. Oh, and the visuals were off. They need to be the exact same as the cla**ics." GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY. Leave Sonic alone! Alright I know Sonic 4 wasn't exactly like the cla**ics. But they're going down the cla**ic route! Alright, they're trying to appeal to you retro fans but you retro fans think it's all about you. Alright, it's not all about you! Sonic 4 is a great game. Even though I wish they would've used the retro Sonic...WHY DIDN'T THEY! ERER. Anyways, it doesn't matter! You can't hate on Sonic like this. You can't pick on Sonic like this. You bullies, you trolls––go away! Leave Sonic alone! And...I don't get all the hatred towards Sonic Colors, Son Generations, and Sonic: Lost World. I got Sonic Colors right here. You see? How can you argue that this is a bad game?! "Oh, too much 2-D...2-D platforming." SHUT UP. SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUP. Leave Sonic alone! Sonic is not a bad franchise anymore. Accept it! Sonic: Lost World will blow Call Of Duty: Ghosts frickin away. Get the frick out of here. Get the frick out of here! GET THE FRICK OOUUUUTTT.