[Verse 1: Sam Fuel]
If you're unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident
Here are the steps you need to take to deal with it
Quickly and smoothly, becoming a Shaolin Monk
Locate Shaolin teachers or monks in your area
Try to enroll as a disciple at a temple in your area
Consider traveling to China to study at a Shaolin Temple
Gain acceptance as a disciple at a Shaolin Temple
Adhere to the strict requirements of Buddhism
You know you had me, with your sensuous charm
You looked so alarmed, as I walked on by
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, my friend's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
You roll it, pat it, mark it with a "B"
And you put it in the oven for baby and me
Here she comes ridin', rollin' it down the line
Slipin' and slidin', takin' her sweet old time
[Verse 2: Victor James/Sam Fuel's Old Man]
Yo, I'm moving on up now, getting out of the darkness
My light shines on, my light shines on, my light shines on
They like me, I think they're swell
Isn't it remarkable, how things turn out so well?
Pleasant day, pretty sky, life goes on, here I lie
Not bad, not bad at all
Cozy home, board and bed, sturdy roof beneath my head
Not bad, not bad at all
Faithful friends, always near me
Bring me bones, scratch my ear
Little birds, come to cheer me
[Verse 3: William Naoill]
Yo I got blood pressure made songs cues I got strong arms
For now on you must take over, take over the world
But you know what? Change over the world again!
No pain, no grain
But you, the knight sword soldier from the High Medieval to Renaissance
Who was typically well-versed
In the use of arms and served as a fully armoured heavy cavalryman
A man-at-arms could be a knight or nobleman
A member of a knight or nobleman's retinue or a mercenary in a company
Under a mercenary captain
Such men could serve for pay or through a feudal obligation
The terms knight and man-at-arms are often used interchangeably
But while all knights equipped for war certainly were men-at-arms
Not all men-at-arms were knights
[Verse 4: Anthony Naoil]
Martial arts do not practice basic sk**s, and finally futile
Practice basic sk**s is the foundation of Shaolin Kung Fu
Depending on your learning content is different
Practice different basic sk**s, the Broad Sword
Developed to lay the wind
The blood grooves near the back edge of the blade are etched in for stability
And for allowing air into the wound for a quick pull out
In ancient China there's a saying that the Dao
Broad sword will be the master of all weapons
As a result of the way The Dao is employed
It has verified to have more benefits than other weapons
Even a slight sliding across the enemy's body would cause a lot more critical injury than from the hammer
The pole, the spear, or the whip
Given that the broadsword is sharp only on 1 side
Placing the spine of the sword close towards the body can avoid the weapon from causing injury to the holder
[Verse 5: Jessia Fuel/Sam Fuel's Mom]
bu*terfly Swords, two short swords working in unison and with deadly results
The bu*terfly Swords was a common southern style weapon and have the ability to be flipped hiding it from an enemy
This form naturally increases a practitioner hand and arm speed although strengthening one's wrists
This weapon and any form for it are the trademarks of short but quick tactics
The Spear is referred to as "king of the long weapons" because its tactics and applications are superior to other weapons
Horsetail ta**els were also added
To first distract the enemy
And much more important to quit blood from running down the blade
[Verse 6: Frank Fuel/Sam Fuel's Dad]
The students can learn traditional shaolin kung fu here with authentic shaolin masters from shaolin temple
Shaolin training here can improve health mentally and physically
The Dao, or broadsword in common translations
Is one of the four major weapons in Chinese martial arts
The dao is primarily a slashing and chopping sword with a single edge
Chines folklore refers to the dao as “The General of all Weapons”
The School of Shaolin Kung Fu teaches multiple broadsword forms