[Intro]
Dancin' on the beat
[Hook]
Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork
Eat your brain with my hands, no fork
No need for a brain, cause it don't work
Don't ask why
It's because you're a f**ing bird
Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork
Eat your brain with my hands, no fork
I don't take sh** from you goddamn dorks
Back up cause I'm about to go berserk on ya
[Verse 1]
You live in the arctic, but I'm still too cold for you
I show no emotion
When I make the motion with my knife to cut you open
Fool
You must be dopin if you think these motherf**ers cute
What you been smokin'?
I get 'Happy Feet' with a spiked boot
Kick these motherf**ers in their black and white caboose
I want a penguin for a pet just to shoot
Squeeze their brain over a cup and drink penguin juice
The screws in my head ain't loose
They're as tight as someone's throat in a noose
These penguins better get up
And run like 'Duck, Duck, Goose'
These f**ing birds from Hell
They came straight from Satan
I can't understand f**ing people when they saying
"Penguins are like people, they endangered, they need saving"
Man, penguins ain't people
They don't even speak my language
Don't f** with me man, you know that I ain't playin'
I'll set a bird on fire, look the b**h is flamin'
I'm the Aviator, at the zoo, I just came in
I see a penguin and start slayin'
Blood all over like I went crazy with a red crayon
[Hook]
Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork
Eat your brain with my hands, no fork
No need for a brain, cause it don't work
Don't ask why
It's because you're a f**ing bird
Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork
Eat your brain with my hands, no fork
I don't take sh** from you goddamn dorks
Back up cause I'm about to go berserk on ya
[Verse 2]
f**in' penguins! Got way too many movies
They should make a penguin tragedy, call it Exxon Valdez
Could you get Morgan Freeman to narrate, please?
Goddamn man, that would be great, G's
f** it
Get him in a penguin suit with a pair of skis
Kick him in the knees and push down a hill into a river of oil
And get a disease
Then sandpaper his throat and tell him he's got lines to read
Say your lines f**er
I ain't paying you to bleed
I ain't paying you at all but I'll k** you unless you speak
Tell the audience that penguins are weak cause
They can't fly even though they got wings
And Happy Feet s**s, cause penguins can't sing
Morgan Freeman, I will set your spirit free, old man
You did March of the Penguins
Now you gonna march with the Angels
You aroused my anger, so now you in danger
You know that joke? Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Cause he saw a co*k. Hahaha
Now why'd the penguin cross the road?
Cause he knew I was coming to slit his throat! Oh no!
[Hook]
Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork
Eat your brain with my hands, no fork
No need for a brain, cause it don't work
Don't ask why
It's because you're a f**ing bird
Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork
Eat your brain with my hands, no fork
I don't take sh** from you goddamn dorks
Back up cause I'm about to go berserk on ya