Hey, come on,
What's wrong with a little bit of Bestiality?
Hey, come on,
If you were a dog,
Would you wanna have s** with me?
Chorus: There's nothing wrong with the animal kingdom
Some people think monkeys are where we come from.
We've been sneakin' around behind papa bear's back
But you know that mama bear's been cuttin' us slack.
Hey, come on,
All of Santa's reindeer are good friends with me.
So then hey, come one,
What's wrong with a little bit of bestiality?
Chorus: There's nothing wrong with the animal kingdom.
Most people think monkeys are where we come from.
When I see a puppy dog, I wanna have a taste
Even though it's illegal in 27 states
Hey, come on,
What's wrong with a little bit of bestiality?
Because you know,
I said you know,
The three little pigs are all coming home with me.