Transcribed by kevin hung The comic from the usa Dream ticket for a saturday Saw an add for a day-glo skeleton Hey dad had a go about getting them You never there when i needed you You never lent me a hand or 2 And when you did you weren't much use You didn't even know what a zipcode was I never really saw the apes Just said i did to save my face Not impressed with my watch radio
Weights a tonne and it ain't stereo I never cried when elvis died Told you i did but hey i lied Bought into x ray vision Then music, s**, religion You never there when i needed you You never lent me a hand or 2 And when you did you weren't much use You didn't even know what a zipcode was You didn't even know what a zipcode was You didn't even know what a zipcode was