Intro/Verse 1:
Woke up hungover, I woke up hungover
I need two aspirin ASAP, then play A$AP in my rover
Wait what the hell am I saying, you know I'm driving Corolla
I guess I'm clearly embarra**ed, by my lack of payola
You know it's alright, alright
Got me thinking ‘bout you all night
Back and forth, back and forth
Like it's alright, alright
Got my pacing round the porch like
Back and forth, back and forth
I need a moment, yeah I need a moment
I think you're over reacting, let me regather my focus
She's playing catch 22, got me stuck in these corners
It's like I'm under hypnosis, I call for my reinforcements
And it's a sensitive problem, so let's make sense of these problems
Wish I could go to the Bahamas, I'll put the flights on my Qantas
So I can sit you private and fly right over the continent
There's just one tiny problem, see we ain't got any dollars
She's always restless and sh**, I swear she drunk on that drama
She wants that Kim and Kanye, Beyoncé and Shawn Carter
Wish I was one of these rappers, they're always making these profits
They always tote problem solvers, but never solve all my problems, yeah
Chorus:
Cos I know we got some issues girl
I hope you truly understand this
But I know we ain't the ones to blame
I'm sure we'll figure out the answers
I'm almost famous and broke
Won't buy diamonds and gold
I'll tell you what they all won't, they won't
Verse 2:
You're screaming show me the money, let's take off in a hurry
Take a cruise ship to Cuba, not Gooding Jr. - the country
Having fights out in public, like we're Whitney and Bobby
Want us to be brangelina, maybe they could adopt me
Woah just chill girl I'm joking, this ain't sleepless Seattle
Want me to be Leonardo, if not that then Orlando
Well I wish you were Miranda, let's not be so outrageous
I gotta take you to Rio, cos you won't settle for Vegas
Cos I know we got some issues girl
I hope you truly understand this
But I know we ain't the ones to blame
I'm sure we'll figure out the answers
‘Cos they told me run don't walk, walk don't run
They said life's a box of chocolates, Sally Field, Forrest Gump
I know, I know, I know we got problems just like everyone, everyone
But until you wave that flag I'm never done, never done now
I'm almost famous and broke
Won't buy diamonds and gold
I'll tell you what they all won't, they won't
Woke up hungover, I woke up hungover, ay!
Woke up hungover, I woke up hungover, ay!
Woke up hungover, I woke up hungover, ay!
Woke up hungover, I woke up hungover, ay!
I'm almost famous and broke
Won't buy diamonds and gold
I'll tell you what they all won't
Back and forth, back and forth...