I, I don't k** And I don't murder Or manufacture atomic weapons And I, don't eat meat And I, don't eat vegetables No-no-no! Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy, my friend Yeah I, I only eat candy And I, I don't believe No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve No-no-no! Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy my friend Yeah I, I only eat candy Yeah! I'm ANGRY Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yes, I only eat candy my good friend O I, I only eat candy Yeah The longest line