Welcome to my haunted house I live here alone, ain't no one else It's the last house at the end of the block My friends all disappear one by one The cracks in the windows and the spiders, they crawl Across the lattice from 1924 Life is too sweet, yeah, and life is too short And there's nowhere to fall I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore There's a painting on the wall
I see its eyes watching me as I walk on down the hall Nobody stops to write, nobody calls My friends all disappear They all got lost The cracks in the windows and the spiders, they crawl Across the lattice from 1924 Life is too sweet, man, and life is too short And there's nowhere to fall I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore